Sylvester Ulv by Simon B. Morch for Fiasco Mag. 3
i stare at boys so much how do they not notice
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
This is mesmerizing
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.